"Don't Let the Bed Bugs Bite"

Guess what, they do...and a lot. If the gecko in the shower and the ants in the sink weren't enough, I'm about 106% sure that "pests" have now infiltrated my bed as well. The evidence--twenty-one bites from my right ankle to knee--is overwhelming. Thank goodness for anti-itch cream! And just when I thought my legs were recovering from all the mosquito bites...